Cos I might as well. "Ten Ways To Annoy"
CompassionSo I figured, what the hell, I'll do that. It'd be good for a laugh.
Here we go~
"Ten Ways To Annoy/Upset/Infuriate..."
Augy:
10. Play Weird Al’s “Angry Boy Polka” when he’s around; better yet, quote it. Loudly.
9. Compare him to a vampire; bonus points if it’s a Twilight comparison.
8. Compare him to Hamlet.
7. Call him an emo.
6. Call him a rebel without a cause.
5. When he mentions “Angel-fag”, ask him why he hasn’t “smoked” him yet.
4. Tell him that he’s so far in the closet he’s finding Christmas presents. Or Narnia.
3. Actually, make any sort of reference that he’s gay and/or is hot for Clifford. Bonus points for the incorporation of his ‘schizophrenia’ somewhere.
2. Try to exorcize him.
1. Tell him to go back to the psychiatric hospital, where he belongs.
Mal:
10. Ask him if you can drive his truck.
9. Suggest he’s so fond of his truck because it’s compensation for something else.
8. Indirectly imply that he should be fixed.
7. Directly imply that he should be castrated.
6. Tell him that Clifford has him whipped.
5. Ask him how Kerstin’s doing.
4. Openly wonder why Clifford has a motorcycle and he doesn’t.
3. Call him a back-door whore.
2. Threaten that if he cheats, you’ll do a Carrie Underwood to his truck.
1. Quote the Bible at him.
Clifford:
10. Accidentally mistaken him for a girl.
9. Deliberately mistaken him for a girl.
8. Call him a devil’s advocate, a feminist, or an outdated hippie.
7. Make any sort of negative/sexual reference to him being a dog/any animal.
6. Call him a big red dog and/or ask him how Emily Elizabeth is doing.
5. Suggest that he get a sex change OR start singing Lady Sovereign’s “Love Me or Hate Me”.
4. Tell him Mal’s being friends with him just to get into his pants.
3. Openly slander the Bible/insist that God doesn’t exist, OR loudly advocate Fundamentalism.
2. Tell him that in order to be a “real man” he has to enlist in the army and/or cut his hair.
1. Insist that Augy’s a lost cause and to give up on him.
Hee.
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